Hi there! Welcome to this temporary splash page for KELLY ANNEKEN, funny person and all-around swell gal. Below, you will find a listing for other places KELLY ANNEKEN can be found online and IRL until such time as she purchases a real domain name and tricks a friend into building a website for her or figures out what a “widget” is, whichever comes first. She apologizes for the off-center picture, that’s really annoying.
FEMIKAZE: Kelly co-founded this all-female, all-funny sketch group with her hetero-life partner Isa Hopkins in 2011. They still can’t believe how cool the logo is.
A FUNNY NIGHT FOR COMEDY: Kelly has played “Kelly the Stage Manager” onstage for most of 2012, but is moving behind the scenes in preparation for the coming Mayan apocalypse. San Francisco’s funniest comedian Natasha Muse hosts a late-night talk show…early on Sunday evenings. It’s a funny night for comedy!
HOBO PANCAKES: The Managing Editor of this online humor journal is coincidentally also named “Kelly Anneken.” She is clearly a humorous construct and not to be taken seriously. There is also a Hobo Pancakes YouTube channel, though this is only suitable for truly hardcore Fannekens and most definitely NSFW. If you insist on checking it out, this is the best place to start.
UP YOURS, DOWNSTAIRS: Kelly co-hosts this podcast with her husband, Tom Schneider, who is a Luddite and a misanthrope, so he has no web presence. It started out as a snarky recap of Downton Abbey but now includes other television shows and films set during the Edwardian Era. It’s entertaining and illuminating. The listeners (aka “Cousins”) frequently weigh in on Twitter and Facebook.
BOARS, GORE, AND SWORDS: From time to time, Kelly appears as third chair on this hilarious, raunchy recap of HBO’s Game of Thrones with comedians Ivan Hernandez and Red Scott, who are very funny even when Kelly isn’t around. Kelly will always be 10% in their debt.
STANDUP COMEDY: In her copious free time, Kelly writes jokes and tells them in front of people. She books and hosts Comedy Night at Farley’s East on the last Monday of every month. You can see what Kelly looked like in 2008 and hear some really old jokes on Rooftop Comedy, and maybe someday she will overcome her crippling inability to watch video of herself and she will upload some new clips.
SOCIAL MEDIA & EMAIL: Kelly is very insecure and very polite, so she will reply almost immediately to your message, tweet, or email.
